Quotes of the weekend...

[AZ-ZBum]

quote of the weekend:
What he said:
"How long have you been into Z's?
What she heard:
"How long have you had a disease?"

I swear. I thought she was going to deck the guy.

[Shadowcaster]

that is entertaining, but not as entertaining as seeing me in your sig

[daxnizmo]

Lol. I once said something along the lines of "give this to her, please" but what was basically heard was "I have herpes". It's been an ongoing joke between my friends and I for a while. LMAO

[DarkZide]

That was some funny stuff. Piranha is gonna get crap for that for the rest of Branson Z Fest.

[Piranha]

LOL yea she was like... Who me?? Umm yea you :)

Another good quote was "It sure tastes like Bud Light but a lot cheaper" lol

[Mikeys300zx]

ah how I miss the times already.

[Piranha]

American Made... American Made...

[funkysi]

Candy Cane......candy cane...

Godamnsonbiiiiitch.......

WATER MEEELLLOONS!

[trashguy]

"hey does simon have a radio?"

[TnkrsToyCo]

American Made... American Made...

Did you happen to notice on the way in, there was a trashy trailer house that had about a dozen junked 1 tons and pickups all around it. It was a few miles from where I broke down, on the left. Wonder if those guys lived there.

"hey does simon have a radio?"

I remember that.

[TnkrsToyCo]

Just caught this quote on the Branson forum.

Guy 1 "Listen to this. Say it, say it."
Guy 2 "#@% &*$% $%# @& * %$@$@!"
Guy 3 "Oh man! That sounds just like Fowler!"

I think I know what was said, it used to be Misty Smith's ring tone on her phone when I would call her.

[b15sent]

quote of the weekend:
What he said:
"How long have you been into Z's?
What she heard:
"How long have you had a disease?"

I swear. I thought she was going to deck the guy.

Haha and thats my gf! I almost died laughing when she told me about that!

American Made... American Made...

As he barely makes it by in his crappy old ford truck! haha Damn this was a fun week!

[1990 FairladyZ]

My favorite one was when someone asked "Have you seen a ukelele?" The guy who was being asked this had the most DURRHUH look on his face... The real context was have you seen Yukka lately (the guy from Finland).....but that was mistaken for that silly little guitar from hawaii....and the response was even funnier. Was a hilarious situation.

[trashguy]

A table full of "yanks" trying to explain to Simon what "chicken fried steak" is and the difference between it and "chicken fried chicken." Not so much a quote but some lulz :)

"chicken fried chicken fried chicken fried chicken"

[canyoncarver]

Amurikan mayde, Amurikan mayde, as we're sitting on the side of the road and a toothless guy drives by in his 8-cylinder Ford that's running on 6 cylinders or maybe 5

[Farm_Z32]

A table full of "yanks" trying to explain to Simon what "chicken fried steak" is and the difference between it and "chicken fried chicken." Not so much a quote but some lulz :)

"chicken fried chicken fried chicken fried chicken"

this is a perfect example of simon using common sense, and man was that food good.

[funkysi]

^^^ haha!

[Andy]

this is a perfect example of simon using common sense, and man was that food good.

...."and man was that good food"...The Blackberry Cobbler the place had was out of this world! I drive the 700 miles back just for some more of that stuff. Not going to attempt walking back up that hill after eating. That was one damn long walk with a full belly.

[TnkrsToyCo]

That was a long walk. Notice how the climb goes up and drops a little to give you a little momentum to catch the next rise, then you hit the long climb.

[funkysi]

I have a film I'll be posting when I get back to the UK that I'll aptly name 'The Branson Interviews'. Full of obscene language and general stupidity from a number of attendees.

[Andy]

That was a long walk. Notice how the climb goes up and drops a little to give you a little momentum to catch the next rise, then you hit the long climb.

Did not help tho...was like walking across the lot at the car show Saturday for a bottle of water and ice only to find out when you got back to the tent you had drank the water already and the ice was on the pavement. That was a llllllllllllllllllong trek. Wouldn't miss BZF again , great time!

[TnkrsToyCo]

Thought you meant the hill in Eureka Springs.

[MGH]

Yes it was a great week...I warned all of you nubies, you come to BZF one time and you will be hooked for ever.

My favorite was, me, Cory, and Steve standing in the middle of the road waiting for the trailer to come pick up Steve's Vert so we didn't get covered with ticks. Every time a car would come by we would get out of the road and back into the driveway. Then Steve says...

"We're like a bunch of houndogs sleeping in the middle of the road and move everytime a car comes by".

We must have done that a hundred times in the 2 plus hours that we waited for Ray and Keith to get back with the trailer. No ticks, but I have a rash of chigger's tho...

[TnkrsToyCo]

Yeah we only moved long enough for the car to go by.

Cory'd never seen a tick before.

[canyoncarver]

"GOD, I love those brakes" by trashguy in my passenger seat as we approach a 30 mph corner doing around a buck-ten.

[trashguy]

If it wasn't for those breaks i might of pressed the floorboard hard enough to break the ecu

[Andy]

Thought you meant the hill in Eureka Springs.

Steve , both , both of them long ass walks.

[bbsalexaz]

Nsjsjwnxbsjwmxnskmsxnksa. -_-
I told myself I would be pissed if I missed this.

[Andy]

Here's one from a smarta** after the awards...."Looks like we have a new member Lorrie93Z".....somehow she gets to get all my good stuff come hardware time.

[300zxChic]

"I want to see it!"- referring to Fairlady Z tattoo

[DrewZee87T]

Carver and you guys were trying to kill me in my little straight line z31. That was a lot of fun trying to keep up with you all. Buy Murican.......